i am so so sorry for the messy layout i made for this blog. it's because the weird images got the heck of me and i decided to take all the crap off and replace them with this new crap.

anyhoo, sweepie, see me here and feel free to post in me tagboard!

I GOT A NEW BLOG.

ALTHOUGH IT'S NOT FOR THE DISINTERESTED.

DOODOODOODOODOODOO.

yes, im working on the new blog's layout. i got all the concepts pieced up together. i'll keep the same template (because i prefer a two-columner), change the colors, and change the header image.

i'll take a better image host because as you can well see, the current image host is... weird.

i promise there will be no move-ies (i.e. sparkling stuff, gif images and the like) on the new blog but i'll keep my cursor comet tail. im addicted to it.

and, nevermind that nobody reads me, but my new blog will be public.

i have work to do tonight, layout stuff and cleaning the room. so im not game for something long today. however, i changed my friendster profile image some two minutes ago. you can go view it (ibleedpinkpaint@hotmail.com), but you ae not required.

and if you view me, sweepie, i'll view you back and i will appear on your who's viewed me? page because IM BRAVE AS THAT.

im going.

sometime at 3:50am (sa oras ng buhay ko), when i was going through some digital images that i can bastardize (i.e. edit), i started to feel thirsty.

so i just went gulping down strawberry-flavored tea, and it amazed me how i can feel my stomach distend with every gulp of the liquid. i swear. try it sometime. here are the steps:

1. wake up at 10am (sa oras ng buhay ko), take a cold bath then go out of the house.

2. wherever you are, munch on a large pack of cheezy (without finishing it, like, leave a handful then throw the unempty pack away) at 11am (sa oras ng buhay ko), take a rice meal at 12 noon (sa oras ng buhay ko)

3. go through a haggard day (in whichever way you prefer, as long as it qualifies for the word haggard --- i.e. nakakapanget ---, and the haggard incident preferrably has to happen some 1 hour away from home, and would require you to walk some 100 light-years in the heat of summer sunshine, baby) AND the only thing you are allowed to ingest at 3 hours through the haggard incident is water. and strictly just 200 mL of water.
optional: get skin cancer.

4. take the ride home at 8:45pm (sa oras ng buhay ko). expected time of arrival: 9:45pm

optional 1 :get accompanied by a instant friend who just happened to be a hottie who speaks in British accent BUT who happens to be in LEATHER SHOES
IMPORTANT: don't stammer a lot of thank you's
MORE IMPORTANT: don't brood about the fact that you looked like a total ignoramus and he probably just felt too sorry for you, which was why he escorted you to the sakayan in the first place
MOST IMPORTANT: don't swoon about the fact that he let you get into the fx first and that he stepped aside so you can get into the escalator first and that he opened the door so you can get out of the mall first and that he took the time to make sure you knew which ride to get on before he goes back to the way you came through to get to his patutunguhan.
CATCH 99999999: he's farkin taken AND farkin wears LEATHER SHOES
REMEMBER: you have a houseboy.

optional 2: go to the grocery story and buy sweets!!!
segue: i bought one million sweets at the rob supermarket just like i do when i feel like splurging on sweets and all the sweets i picked were absolutely ack. (can't even think of the word for it.)

5. being a night time, you miss your stop and have to walk about 100 kilometers to get to the underpass to the other side of the street kasi WALANG TAWIRAN NAKAMAMATAY.

get home at around 10:30pm (sa oras ng buhay ko) to find out that you don't have your key.

6. being a very haggard day, choose to sit at the common room for some minutes to look for your key, hoping that by some miracle, it would suddenly reappear.

7. wait for your roommate to come home so you can get into the room.

8. remember that your roommate texted you while the haggard incident was happening and it was only at this time of the night that you remember.

9. text your roommate. your roommate should text you back telling you to take the LRT and meet her at Blumentritt Station. this should happen at around 10:45pm (sa oras ng buhay ko)

10. because some taxi drivers are bastards, run to the nearest LRT station: which is a very funny two blocks from your place, because you don't know how to get to Blumentritt by jeep. (it's technically two blocks because you have to go, say, from your place to UN-adriatico and from UN-adriatico to UN-taft.

11. run up the LRT stairs! run, run, run!

12. buy ticket, insert ticket this way, run to the ladies compartment.
optional: ask the security guard what time the LRT closes and you can either breathe or swear when he tells you that they stop selling tickets out at 9:08 pm (oo, eksakto siya nun sinabi nya yun). it's already 11:something (sa oras ng buhay ko)

13. meet roommate, get key, get lured by the street foods at Blumentritt and buy 10 pieces of kwek kwek. to go.

(i am public health as that)

14. get a jeep ride home. get to the dorm. open the door. down the 10 pieces of kwek kwek with a bit of strawberry tea and everybody's haggard but happy. masaklap ang life.

and so, there i was at 3:50 am (sa oras ng buhay ko), being thirsty, drinking strawberry tea and saying a mental wow at the feeling of my stomach distending with every gulp because in summary, your day's happy meal consisted of: an unfinished large pack of cheezy, a rice meal, 200 mL of water, 10 pieces kwekkwek and strawberry tea.

all is well that ends well. i may be more panget than i was yesterday but i feel less obese and i feel lucky todayayay.

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i was looking at the pictures last night and i felt that i have to publicize them, whether they're publicizable or not.

papunta sa beach. tuyo pa ako.



a perfect day for bananafish.



lusong!!!



this is po. he's cute here.



hm. i like the mini-sand dunes.



i like the cottage bubungan. nice.
 


i also like the ripples. and very clear waters.



and i don't farkin know how to swim.



hm.



i like the sunset as well. this is not the beautifullest sunset but well, i like sunset.

but to make it better....



yun lang.